Paula Abdul Dead at 45…Cat Wears Flag Pin…Million Dead in Far off Lands

June 19, 1962 – May 11, 2008

Choreographer, singer, and former Laker’s cheerleader Paula Abdul passed away at 3:55 AM on Sunday according to the Orange County Coroner’s Office. She was 45. Officials cited her long term battle with “Lazy Eye” as the cause of death.
Longtime friend and part time lover, Billy Zane, discovered her body at her Los Angeles home and immediately called 911. Paramedics arrived shortly thereafter but she had already passed.
A candlelight vigil is being held by stockholders outside of the offices of Purdue Pharma L.P, the makers of prescription drug Oxycontin.
Ms. Abdul‘s well publicized battle with Lazy Eye began in the summer of 2002 when her last shred of self-respect was violently put down after an attempted coup. She underwent experimental treatments in 2007 and doctors believed her condition was in remission.
She is survived by her cockerpoo Tulip.

Oh and a million or so could die in Mye…Myan…Burma